Saturday, 10 February 2018

That Unfit Rev

Twas a dark and (not) stormy night
The cabin lights were dim (dimmable LEDs)
The wind blew from the wormhole
Twas crit said the raven

The Astero waited, probing another sig
The night was late, tired was big
Then the C5 did wobble and thrum
And disappeared up its bum

And there, lo and behold
Was the Unfit Rev
Brass and big and bold

Tackle it I did
Not knowing if it was fit
For the ethos to live by is this;
Tackle first, sort out the DPS later, no shit

Unfit Rev

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

tempus exit a sinistris

I have considered bequeathing my cash to someone to ruin their game (32B) and just keeping my assets. After the last quitting I did where I gave away 15B and 12B++ in assets and accumulated all this shit, well, it's not really a huge problem to get rich in game.

But no.

It's been a good time the last couple of years. I had a lot of fun with the last reincarnation of Sudden Buggery / Prolapse. and had a lot of fun in lowsec. Plus, considering it was lowsec, I did OK for kills in wormholes when you think about it.

So rather than just table flip and quit with a pile of gold and treasure, I'd at least like to give something back to the nerds in terms of content.

I am most likely (like, definitely) going to just buy a super and drop it on something and get it gloriously blown up. But that'll have to await the child (still not here....due date is 2 days) and a bit of adjustment time, and then I will have to get a spare weekend, and make it US TZ to ensure people can attend my funeral.

The last time was a Phoenix burial. it was OK, we had fun, got rolled by LZHX as you do. But this time, I've got a plan to ensure I don't get dogpiled instantly by 50 dreads and blow up.

So, you're welcome to mail me in game to keep up to date with the date/time selection. It'll be a month or so from now, so don't get overly excited right now. I'll give a week's warning, and 24 hours before a destination.



That is all.

Tuesday, 21 February 2017

Paternity Leave

Nothing like the impending arrival of your first child to make you reprioritise your time, eh?

I have found less and less time to play EVE, and less and less time to blog about it. So this is as good a time as any to cut off from the game for a while. I might be on, but not for long. I won't be blogging unless I manage to solo something exciting.

Monday, 6 February 2017

Salt Bae

When you're salty your mates in the Cerbs couldn't get tackle off your ceptor.


Saturday, 21 January 2017

When hisec is full...

I cannot explain the avalanche of noobs in probing frigates and ventures who have come into lowsec in the past 24 hours except by thinking maybe it's because hisec is fully exploited for relic sites.

I have added 10 kill marks to the Dick Virus in one day....and dropped my security status by 3 whole points. Whoops, apparently smartbombing pods in lowsec has consequences.